In the old
days, it was not called the Holiday Season;
the Christians called it "Christmas" and went
to church; the Jews called it "Hanukkah" and
went to synagogue; the atheists went to parties
and drank. People passing each other
on the street would say "Merry Christmas!" or "Happy
Hanukkah!" or (to the atheists) "Look
out for the wall!" ~ Dave Barry