(Sung to the tune of "Deck The Halls")
Wrap your gift with fingers agile--
Fa la la la la, la la la la!
Seal it up and mark it "Fragile"--
Fa la la la la, la la la la!
There's no reason to feel nervous--
Fa la la, la la la, la la la!
You can trust the Postal Service--
Fa la la la la, la la la la!
Hear the postal work singing--
Fa la la la la, la la la la!
As your parcel he is flinging--
Fa la la la la, la la la la!
See it crumpled in the bin there--
Fa la la, la la la, la la la!
Aren't you sor-ry you walked in there?--
Fa la la la la, la la la la!
See your parcel speed to Philly--
Fa la la la la, la la la la!
Through the air to Cousin Billy--
Fa la la la la, la la la la!
It will wind up in Savannah--
Fa la la, la la la, la la la!
Vi-a Nome and Butte, Montana--
Fa la la la la, la la la la!